“Astronomer Is Now A Household Name” – Interim CEO Breaks Silence On Coldplay Cheating Scandal, & He’s Already Looking On The Bright Side

Astronomer has called in the spin-doctor.
The company whose name has been a bit of a punchline in the last week is trying to quickly brush the whole “Our CEO was exposed on camera cheating with one of his subordinates” thing under the rug. Former Astronomer CEO Andy Byron was allegedly caught cheating on his wife with the organization’s human resources chief Kristin Cabot, and the viral video – which is the textbook definition of being caught red-handed – led to Byron resigning over the weekend.
If you haven’t seen the actual video already (do you live under a rock?), the viral clip from last week shows the jumbotron camera operator honing in on Byron and his work subordinate cuddled up at the concert. They quickly separated and tried to hide their faces, but it was too little, too late… and honestly just confirmed that they were guilty.
Coldplay’s lead singer Chris Martin narrated what was unfolding in real time, and seemingly figured out what was happening in a matter of seconds:
“Oh look at these two. Oh come on, you’re okay. What? Either they’re having an affair, or they’re just very shy.”

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